"FOR THE LOVE OF TIGER'S WOOD" New VH1 Reality show coming soon.

It has just been announced that VH1 will produce a new reality show to be called
"For the Love of Tiger's Wood".
According to the VH1 press release,12 young ladies will compete for the affections of Mr Woods,the 12 finalists were chosen from a group of approx 785 women that had claim that they had a relationship with Mr Woods during the past 12 months, and according to all of them he had promised to marry them.
Among the finalist, are the Porn star,who claims that Mr Woods made her have an abortion,the waitress from California that Mr Woods was texting when caught by his wife on that fateful night, a couple of Vegas "Hostesses" and some New york "Escorts".
A number of former Vh1 reality stars will appear as "special guests", each week, to give Mr Woods advice on how to pick the one girl that he will marry(after his divorce from Erin).
Among those giving advice will be Flavor Flav,Bret Michaels,Scott Baio,Danny Bonaduce,Tila Tequila,and Tommy Lee.
Every week Mr Woods will choose the one girl that will stay on the show,he will give the lucky young lady a penis shape golden golf club.
Also, appearing on the show will be Dr Drew,who will try to analyze Mr Woods incredible sex drive.
And, as the Hostess of the show VH1 is proud to announce that Gloria Alfred will give each of the girls "free" advice,on how to take advantage of Mr Woods,
so they can take his money and run.
This show will be sponsored by a new "Male Enhancement product" "Wood,Wood and More Wood".
Don't Miss it.