Someone has me confused with Charlie Sheen,cause l keep on "Winning" now this...

Someone has me confused with Charlie Sheen,cause l keep on "Winning" now this...

by Rolando Feria on Monday, May 16, 2011 at 5:54am ·

Does anyone actually believes this crap?

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The Rolling Stones 50 years anniversary..My thoughts..

Its 1965,l am a hick who has just arrived to the U.S from Cuba.Can't speak the language,and living in New York City. One day walking on the streets l hear this music coming out of some record store, some guy screaming at the top of his lungs"Hey! You! Get off of my cloud ,Hey! You! Get off of my cloud" and that was it, l am hooked, finally l find out the name of the band..The Rolling Stones..That summer that's all you can hear in NYC,my Latin friends thought l was crazy,with my infatuation with that song,and the band.

The Beatles were great,but they wore suits on TV,and smiled too much, The Stones never smiled and wore hip clothes,they were the bad guys,attitude,and music that was right up there with the times,"Can't get no Satisfaction","Lets Spend the night Together",Sex Drugs And Rock and Roll,could have been their motto.What not to love? finally in 1969 l get to see them live two shows at Madison Square Garden,l was in heaven,after that l have seen every tour since,multiple shows at times,and their music has been the soundtrack of my life,in good and bad times,l can always find one of their songs that will fit my mood..So today on their 50th Anniversary,l just want to  say ...Thank,Mick,Keith,Brian,Charlie,Bill,Mick T,for all you have done for me....Facebook

He visto el futuro de la Salsa y se llama Orquesta El Macabeo.
"I have seen the future of Rock and its name is Bruce Springsteen"
Con estas palabras se refirio el critico de musica de la revista "Rolling Stone"Jon Landau,cuando en el añ0 1974,vio al futuro"Boss"tocando en un pequeño night club de New jersey llamado El "Stone Pony".El resto es historia.
Yo lo voy a copiar y decir hoy que he visto el futuro de la Salsa y se llama"Orquesta El Macabeo" Esta orquesta compuesta de musicos jovenes con un backgound muy peculiar,estos muchachos vienen de la escena del Hardcore/Punk.
Escena que por mucho tiempo ha existido aqui en Puerto Rico,y la cual tiene muchos seguidores.
Estos jovenes han tomado sus experiencias y su mucho talento para brindarnos un verdadero banquete de la musica de Salsa,y lo peculiar es que no se parecen en nada a la mierda que las disqueras comerciales y las estaciones de Radio hoy empujan y tratan de pasar como Salsa,grupitos prefabricados,y compuestos de muchachitos"good looking"como NG2,etc.
La Macabeo interpreta musica original pero sin olvidar,las raices de la musica,y al escucharlos usted puede oir las influencias de los grandes,como el maestro Bobby Valentin,Ruben Blades,Tite Curet Alonso,Eddie Palmieri,etc.
Canciones como la titulada "El Supermercado",mantienen la jocosidad y el swing,que ninguno de los grupos salseros de ahora tienen.
Repito, estos no son chamaquitos bonitillos,sin ningun talento,y los cuales no saben ni tan siquiera que es la clave.
Yo les recomiendo a todo aquel que le guste la salsa"Old School" que vayan a la tienda mas cercana y compren esta magnifica produccion titulada"Salsa Macabra" la van a disfrutar al maximo,y como decia el gran Ray Barretto "Que viva la musica".

He visto el futuro de la Salsa y se llama Orquesta El Macabeo.

"I have seen the future of Rock and its name is Bruce Springsteen"
Con estas palabras se refirio el critico de musica de la revista "Rolling Stone"Jon Landau,cuando en el añ0 1974,vio al futuro"Boss"tocando en un pequeño night club de New jersey llamado El "Stone Pony".
El resto es historia.
Yo lo voy a copiar, y decir hoy que he visto el futuro de la Salsa y se llama"Orquesta El Macabeo" Esta orquesta compuesta de musicos jovenes con un backgound muy peculiar,estos muchachos vienen de la escena del Hardcore/Punk.
Escena que por mucho tiempo ha existido aqui en Puerto Rico,y la cual tiene muchos seguidores.
Estos jovenes han tomado sus experiencias y su mucho talento para brindarnos un verdadero banquete de la musica de Salsa,y lo peculiar es que no se parecen en nada a la mierda que las disqueras comerciales y las estaciones de Radio hoy empujan y tratan de pasar como Salsa,grupitos prefabricados,y compuestos de muchachitos"good looking"como NG2,etc.
La Macabeo interpreta musica original pero sin olvidar,las raices de la musica,y al escucharlos usted puede oir las influencias de los grandes,como el maestro Bobby Valentin,Ruben Blades,Tite Curet Alonso,Eddie Palmieri,etc.
Canciones como la titulada "El Supermercado",mantienen la jocosidad y el swing,que ninguno de los grupos salseros de ahora tienen.
Repito, estos no son chamaquitos bonitillos,sin ningun talento,y los cuales no saben ni tan siquiera que es la clave.
Yo les recomiendo a todo aquel que le guste la salsa"Old School" que vayan a la tienda mas cercana y compren esta magnifica produccion titulada"Salsa Macabra" la van a disfrutar al maximo,y como decia el gran Ray Barretto "Que viva la musica".

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"Ma,Ma,Ma,There is a Troll in the closet.".

This is a true story,that actually happened,to a family,friend of one of our relatives.
This lady is a single parent of young man with Down Syndrome,he is in his 20's and is 6 feet tall.
One day she goes off to work and her son stays home,after a couple of hours she gets a phone call from her son,who tells her "Ma there is a troll in the closet",she tells him, son, there is no troll in the closet,the son keeps calling her throwout the day saying "Ma,Ma,Ma the Troll is trying to get out of the closet",and of course the mother keeps telling her son, not to fear that there is no troll in the closet.
In the afternoon when she gets home,she almost faints,her son had taken all the furniture from the living room and had put them against the closet door,as a barricade,the mother is all upset with her son and tells him to help her to put back all the furniture,to its original location,the son keeps insisting to his mom that there is a troll in the closet.
Finally,the mother goes to open the closet door to show her son that there is no one in the closet,to her surprise she finds a little person,sweating profusely,and very upset,that he has been locked in this closet for over 8 hours.
It seems that this person was a Jehovah's Witness,that early in the day had knocked in the door, and when the young man opened the door,never having seen a little person,got scared,grabbed him and threw him in the closet and barricaded the door,thinking that it was a troll.
She apologized,to the man in the closet,but he didn't want hear any of it.
And, that's the end of the story..

"FOR THE LOVE OF TIGER'S WOOD" New VH1 Reality show coming soon.

It has just been announced that VH1 will produce a new reality show to be called
"For the Love of Tiger's Wood".
According to the VH1 press release,12 young ladies will compete for the affections of Mr Woods,the 12 finalists were chosen from a group of approx 785 women that had claim that they had a relationship with Mr Woods during the past 12 months, and according to all of them he had promised to marry them.
Among the finalist, are the Porn star,who claims that Mr Woods made her have an abortion,the waitress from California that Mr Woods was texting when caught by his wife on that fateful night, a couple of Vegas "Hostesses" and some New york "Escorts".
A number of former Vh1 reality stars will appear as "special guests", each week, to give Mr Woods advice on how to pick the one girl that he will marry(after his divorce from Erin).
Among those giving advice will be Flavor Flav,Bret Michaels,Scott Baio,Danny Bonaduce,Tila Tequila,and Tommy Lee.
Every week Mr Woods will choose the one girl that will stay on the show,he will give the lucky young lady a penis shape golden golf club.
Also, appearing on the show will be Dr Drew,who will try to analyze Mr Woods incredible sex drive.
And, as the Hostess of the show VH1 is proud to announce that Gloria Alfred will give each of the girls "free" advice,on how to take advantage of Mr Woods,
so they can take his money and run.
This show will be sponsored by a new "Male Enhancement product" "Wood,Wood and More Wood".
Don't Miss it.