Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
"Ma,Ma,Ma,There is a Troll in the closet.".
This is a true story,that actually happened,to a family,friend of one of our relatives.
This lady is a single parent of young man with Down Syndrome,he is in his 20's and is 6 feet tall.
One day she goes off to work and her son stays home,after a couple of hours she gets a phone call from her son,who tells her "Ma there is a troll in the closet",she tells him, son, there is no troll in the closet,the son keeps calling her throwout the day saying "Ma,Ma,Ma the Troll is trying to get out of the closet",and of course the mother keeps telling her son, not to fear that there is no troll in the closet.
In the afternoon when she gets home,she almost faints,her son had taken all the furniture from the living room and had put them against the closet door,as a barricade,the mother is all upset with her son and tells him to help her to put back all the furniture,to its original location,the son keeps insisting to his mom that there is a troll in the closet.
Finally,the mother goes to open the closet door to show her son that there is no one in the closet,to her surprise she finds a little person,sweating profusely,and very upset,that he has been locked in this closet for over 8 hours.
It seems that this person was a Jehovah's Witness,that early in the day had knocked in the door, and when the young man opened the door,never having seen a little person,got scared,grabbed him and threw him in the closet and barricaded the door,thinking that it was a troll.
She apologized,to the man in the closet,but he didn't want hear any of it.
And, that's the end of the story..
This lady is a single parent of young man with Down Syndrome,he is in his 20's and is 6 feet tall.
One day she goes off to work and her son stays home,after a couple of hours she gets a phone call from her son,who tells her "Ma there is a troll in the closet",she tells him, son, there is no troll in the closet,the son keeps calling her throwout the day saying "Ma,Ma,Ma the Troll is trying to get out of the closet",and of course the mother keeps telling her son, not to fear that there is no troll in the closet.
In the afternoon when she gets home,she almost faints,her son had taken all the furniture from the living room and had put them against the closet door,as a barricade,the mother is all upset with her son and tells him to help her to put back all the furniture,to its original location,the son keeps insisting to his mom that there is a troll in the closet.
Finally,the mother goes to open the closet door to show her son that there is no one in the closet,to her surprise she finds a little person,sweating profusely,and very upset,that he has been locked in this closet for over 8 hours.
It seems that this person was a Jehovah's Witness,that early in the day had knocked in the door, and when the young man opened the door,never having seen a little person,got scared,grabbed him and threw him in the closet and barricaded the door,thinking that it was a troll.
She apologized,to the man in the closet,but he didn't want hear any of it.
And, that's the end of the story..
Saturday, February 20, 2010
"FOR THE LOVE OF TIGER'S WOOD" New VH1 Reality show coming soon.
It has just been announced that VH1 will produce a new reality show to be called
"For the Love of Tiger's Wood".
According to the VH1 press release,12 young ladies will compete for the affections of Mr Woods,the 12 finalists were chosen from a group of approx 785 women that had claim that they had a relationship with Mr Woods during the past 12 months, and according to all of them he had promised to marry them.
Among the finalist, are the Porn star,who claims that Mr Woods made her have an abortion,the waitress from California that Mr Woods was texting when caught by his wife on that fateful night, a couple of Vegas "Hostesses" and some New york "Escorts".
A number of former Vh1 reality stars will appear as "special guests", each week, to give Mr Woods advice on how to pick the one girl that he will marry(after his divorce from Erin).
Among those giving advice will be Flavor Flav,Bret Michaels,Scott Baio,Danny Bonaduce,Tila Tequila,and Tommy Lee.
Every week Mr Woods will choose the one girl that will stay on the show,he will give the lucky young lady a penis shape golden golf club.
Also, appearing on the show will be Dr Drew,who will try to analyze Mr Woods incredible sex drive.
And, as the Hostess of the show VH1 is proud to announce that Gloria Alfred will give each of the girls "free" advice,on how to take advantage of Mr Woods,
so they can take his money and run.
This show will be sponsored by a new "Male Enhancement product" "Wood,Wood and More Wood".
Don't Miss it.
"For the Love of Tiger's Wood".
According to the VH1 press release,12 young ladies will compete for the affections of Mr Woods,the 12 finalists were chosen from a group of approx 785 women that had claim that they had a relationship with Mr Woods during the past 12 months, and according to all of them he had promised to marry them.
Among the finalist, are the Porn star,who claims that Mr Woods made her have an abortion,the waitress from California that Mr Woods was texting when caught by his wife on that fateful night, a couple of Vegas "Hostesses" and some New york "Escorts".
A number of former Vh1 reality stars will appear as "special guests", each week, to give Mr Woods advice on how to pick the one girl that he will marry(after his divorce from Erin).
Among those giving advice will be Flavor Flav,Bret Michaels,Scott Baio,Danny Bonaduce,Tila Tequila,and Tommy Lee.
Every week Mr Woods will choose the one girl that will stay on the show,he will give the lucky young lady a penis shape golden golf club.
Also, appearing on the show will be Dr Drew,who will try to analyze Mr Woods incredible sex drive.
And, as the Hostess of the show VH1 is proud to announce that Gloria Alfred will give each of the girls "free" advice,on how to take advantage of Mr Woods,
so they can take his money and run.
This show will be sponsored by a new "Male Enhancement product" "Wood,Wood and More Wood".
Don't Miss it.
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